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Sunday, March 07, 2010

What is love?

"Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" - Haddaway

Love is an excuse used to make Bollywood movies. Love is what teenage boys say they feel about a girl when they want to get their dicks wet. Love is for the insecure. Love is what Middle Easten girls tell themselves they're in to escape their oppressive parents. Love is for those who can't live by themselves. Love is for those who have a superiority complex. Love is for those who have an inferiority complex. Love is for parents who have given up on themselves. Love is for those who can't rely on themselves. Love is for those who want more money than they make. Love is for the vain. Love is inconvenience. Love is a joke. Love is what the faithful claim God is, to keep their faith. Love is what abused women tell themselves to stay with their brutal husbands. Love is what men tell themselves to stay with their fat wives. Love is the wrong word to use when you only like. Love is not a heart, nor a heart-shaped picture. Love is not an arrow. Love is not found by cupid. Love is for the obsessive compulsive. Love is for stalkers. Love is for those who don't have claustrophobia.

2 Comments:

  • At 8:34 AM , Blogger June said...

    A cynical Middle Eastern man - how refreshing and not cliched at all.. Oh wait.

    My particular favourite: "love is for the vain". Meeeeee!

     
  • At 7:29 AM , Blogger BreAnn said...

    Holy poo, you're right.

     

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