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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Today

"Odd, do you wanna catch up to discuss your report?"

NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! MY RESULTS ARE COMING OUT IN 10 MINUTES. NO!

"Sure, now?"

"Yep. Come over"

Dammit!

"Okay"

"Alright, this is pretty good. The introduction is straight to the point, which is what we needed. You may need to do a bit more work on the scope because ..." la de da de da de da ....

"Ah good good. Yes, yes. I agree. Umm...I'll be back in a few seconds..."

So I step out of the boss' cubicle feeling all dizzy with more than a couple of butterflies in my stomach. Can't these people tell how freaked out I am? What if I fail? I'll be devastated. If I find out that I failed, will I come back to discuss the rest of the report? No way. Oh, and what if there are other people around the computer downstairs, it will be a bit embarrassing to be the only one who failed. Fuckers. That's six months of my life down the drain...

And if I pass? Ah! WELL NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I mean, that was my last 'post-grad' exam ever. The last unit is just a big assignment. I mean, jeez. The strippers will be rich tonight if I pass... But oh... I did, at one stupid occasion, let out this horrendous promise.

"Oh God, if I pass this exam, I will stay away from girls for two weeks"

TWO WEEKS? What was I thinking? Maybe failing is not all that bad... well, no ... it is...

Fuck this. I don't care. I've been having nightmares about this for the past month and this is it. I'll walk to that machine without saying a word to anyone, stick in my candidate id and password, and be prepared for this moment of....truth.

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FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU TWENTY FUCKIN' TIMES. MAY THE SHORTEST, HAIRIEST DWARF WITH THE BIGGEST ...

Shit, I just clicked reload and it logged me in...shit shit shit shit shit... what is it with me and dwarves?

Module Results....click.

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"Hey man. Give us the good news..."
"Yea man, Steve and I passed, how did you go?"
"Uh.. it looks like I'll have to stay away from girls for two weeks."

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Tomorrow

Tomorrow will be a big day...

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